Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
