How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He passed out mid-signature
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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