Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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