Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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