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I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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