Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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