Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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