normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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