halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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