Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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