I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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