Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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