Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The Olympian is in my bed
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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