He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Randomize
