bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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