You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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