I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Randomize
