theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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