y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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