He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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