Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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