I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Never joke about your clitoris.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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