Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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