I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I don't deserve a penis
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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