Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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