You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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