Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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