My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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