he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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