mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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