I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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