Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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