Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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