Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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