Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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