I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
