How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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