Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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