just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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