yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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