i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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