thus making me awesome and them whores
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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