When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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