have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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