What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
is it fun? or sober?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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