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Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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