Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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