I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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