i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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