im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
