We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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