i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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