Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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