is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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