I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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