He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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