You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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