Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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