Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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