other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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